Be warned... This is a silly story I wrote invovling me, my boyfriend, an angry grizzly bear, and a bowl of popcorn:
Once opon a time there was a Rachel who loved a Scott. One day they were laying on a couch huggleing and nomming on popcorn when suddenly an angry grizzly bear with a funny mustashe shattered the sliding glass door. Mr.Angry Bear let out a furious roar! Scott and Rachel glanced over at him and then resumed eating their popcorn mindlessly. "How dare you ignore me!" Angry bear squeled. Scott chuckled "aww is little girly bear gonna cry?". Mr. Angry bear was quite offended and charged at Scott snaching him off the couch and throwing him over his shoulder. "Because of your rudeness I'm going to throw you in the VOLCANO OF PAIN" Angry bear shouted.
As he darted out the shattered door Rachel blankly stared after him. Jeeves the panda buttler walked into the room and slapped her. "oh yeah, your right Jeeves, we should probally save him". Rachel hopped on Jeeves' back while he activated his Super Powered Rocket Feet, And they flew through the sky towards the VOLCANO OF PAIN. They Spotted Mr. Angry Bear nearing the top of the volcano carrying a very bored looking scott. "HEY YOU! Drop my super cute boyfriend or I'll *intense looking face* DESTROOOOY YOU" Rachel threatened. She hopped off of jeeves' back and reached into her pockets. She then quickly pulled out her to glowing crochet hooks of doooom!
Angry bear laughed loudly "I'm not scared of you tiny human girl!" Rachel began to crochet so quickly her hands were a blur, then what seemed like out of nowhere there stood a giant crochet Chameleon. The Chameleon shot its tounge out at Mr.Angry Bear and ripped off his Mustashe. Mr. Angry bear let go of Scott and fell to his knees. "Oh no not my mustashe! I'm powerless without it!" he cried. Scott kicked angry bear in the shin and mummbled "your such a girly bear". Then he climbed up on Gaint Crochet Chameleon's back and said "lets go home and finish that popcorn".
-THE END-
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